Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
i think im in europe. pls send help
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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