we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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