His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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