there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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