He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
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There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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