Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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