we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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