oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
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you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
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I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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