my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
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Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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