just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
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As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
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