Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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