FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
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I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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