She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I want a musical about memes.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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