do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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