Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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