so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
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Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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