when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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