I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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