They should really pass out barf bags in church
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
it was like eating out sand paper
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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