I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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