I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
The uberlube is also flammable
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
My vagina just clenched in fear
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