Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
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At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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