A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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