You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
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He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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