I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
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You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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