but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
be right there i have to get my cape
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I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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