better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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