Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
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The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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