Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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