and next time when you feel me up, do it right
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
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Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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