Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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