We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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