KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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