I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
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I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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