i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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