normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Small penises have feelings too.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm at about main and main street
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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