I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
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Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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