I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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