somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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