She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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