I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
my god I love twenty year old dicks
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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