Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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