Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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