What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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