Just fell off a train. Bad.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
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