God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
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Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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