if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
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People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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