So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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