May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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