Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
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Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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